January 2010
333 posts
December 2009
125 posts
my friends are great.
Me: Is John Mayer bro music?
Joe Lyons: Without a doubt.
Me: Fuck. I'm a bro then. I'm going to see him at Van Andel in February.
Joe Lyons: Hahaha you would!
Me: Ironically, one of his songs reminds me of you. Who says I can't get stoned?
Joe Lyons: Haha Judge Lesley says I can't. And the state of Michigan says I can't. FML.
I posted this as a note on FaceBook:
thisiscashmoney:
Earlier tonight, a girl from Kent, Washion on Tumblr (a sort of blog/social networking site I frequent) posted her suicide note on her blog. Within seconds, at least a hundred of tumblr users reblogged it to gain awareness. Using her IP address, they found out her name and where she lived. The Kent City Police Department got over fifty calls from all across the nation warning...
MTV is finally getting good TV? →
I’m soooo excited for this show.
Summary of My Night
My Dad: I'll say a prayer for you, Caitlin.
Me: Hah. Thanks, pa.
Pat: I don't get it... why?
Me: A "prayer" really means a beer.
Pat: Say a prayer for me, too!
My Dad: Haha, will do.
Pat: And maybe bring some prayers back here? I could really use a prayer or two tonight...
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the...
– Woodrow T. Wilson (via reluctantbuddha) (via quote-book) (via mysocialimpact)
this makes me sad.
(as I play with my Invisible Children bracelets)
Kyle: Oh, those are cool. Where are they from? Wait, let me guess. I'm going to say... Afghanistan.
Caitlin: No, they're from Uganda.
Kyle: Oh, well they're pretty much the same thing.
Caitlin: Not really... one is in the Middle East, one is in Africa.
Kyle: Well, I mean... they're both third world countries with lots of bombs.
Caitlin, let me clean up this spilled water around you before you fall and die....
– Chelsea Howard
I got sharpies, a label maker, and duct tape for...
glad my parents are aware of my nerdiness.
I love my family.
Me: Hey, Pa, do you know anything about Senator Coburn from Oklahoma?
My dad: Yeah, he's an idiot.